Hayrides & Homicide — Unisex Softstyle Tee
$24.99
Hayrides. Cider. Corn mazes. Ghosts. And, apparently, maybe a killer.
Fall activities are supposed to be wholesome. This shirt has chosen a slightly different interpretation.
Hayrides & Homicide takes the full autumn checklist—pumpkins, leaves, rustic harvest vibes, spooky ghosts—and adds just enough suspicious energy to make wandering into a corn maze after dark feel like the opening scene of a very avoidable problem.
Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the hayride, the haunted attraction, or anywhere else you’d like to look festive while quietly questioning everyone’s motives.
The shirt details
This unisex Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee is made with lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric and a classic crewneck fit. Solid colors use 100% ring-spun cotton, while heather colors use cotton-polyester blends. The seamless body keeps side seams out of the equation, shoulder twill tape adds reinforcement, and the ribbed-knit collar helps keep its shape.
It also includes a pearlized tear-away label and is made using ethically grown U.S. cotton through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. The blank is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
A couple quick notes
The White option may read slightly off-white rather than bright white because of the fabric itself. Heather colors use blended fabrics rather than 100% cotton. Sleeve prints and neck labels, when used by participating print providers, may be produced using DTF printing. Nothing sinister there. Probably.
Before you pick a size
This is a unisex Gildan Softstyle® 64000 with a modern classic fit. Check the official Gildan size chart before ordering, especially if you live between sizes. These are made to order, so “I’m usually a medium” is useful context, but it remains tragically nonbinding paperwork.