Apparently We Need Branding Tough Phone Case
$19.99
Management has requested branding.
Everyone is handling this extremely well.
Apparently there comes a point where making products people actually like is no longer enough. One of them must also sit quietly and remind everyone which company caused all of this.
So here it is.
Apparently We Need Branding is a glossy tough case for selected iPhone models with the Zero Foundry name on it, just like management asked. Choose your exact phone model from the options before adding it to your cart. The case is actually useful, which has made resisting the assignment much less satisfying.
It uses a 100% polycarbonate outer shell over a 100% TPU lining for dual-layer protection, with open ports for normal connectivity. It also supports wireless charging, although not MagSafe, because apparently there are limits to corporate alignment.
A surprisingly competent piece of mandatory branding.
Glossy finish. Dual-layer construction. Open ports. Wireless charging support. Zero Foundry on the outside. Organizational harmony has been restored.
MANAGEMENT NOTE
“Guys, rein it in. We should probably have something with the company name on it.”