Resting Witch Face — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

You’re not annoyed. You’re enchanted.

Or cursed. Or thinking about whether somebody really needed to schedule that meeting. The distinction is honestly nobody else’s business.

Resting Witch Face puts the expression front and center for the days when your seasonal spirit is high but your tolerance for nonsense is somewhere in the basement with the spell books.

Throw it on for chilly mornings, haunted-house nights, coffee runs, grocery trips, or any occasion where speaking to people feels aggressively optional.

The cozy details

This unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck is made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend. The classic fit and crew neckline keep it easy to layer, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs adds durability.

The seamless body keeps side seams out of your way, and the gray pearlized tear-away label can disappear if tags are not invited to the coven. Heather Sport colors use a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend.

It uses ethically grown U.S. cotton supported by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100–certified dyes.

A little fabric and care housekeeping

The White option may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white, and Orange can shift subtly depending on lighting. Machine wash cold, use non-chlorine bleach as needed, and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

This garment is made in Nicaragua for adult use. A two-year warranty applies in the EU and Northern Ireland under applicable rules. Very official. The witch insisted we include it.

Before the sweatshirt becomes your sweatshirt

This is a unisex Gildan 18000 with a classic fit. Check the official Gildan size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a little more room or a little less. Made-to-order gets very literal once production starts, and the sweatshirt becomes considerably less interested in negotiation.