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Fall Is My Entire Personality — Oversized Weekender Tote

$47.99

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Packing light? During sweater weather? Let’s be realistic.

You’re going away for two days. You’ve packed three sweaters, a book you might open, and an outfit specifically for being photographed near a pumpkin. We support this level of preparation.

Featuring a messy-bun skeleton in heart-shaped sunglasses, cozy little ghosts, and a black cat surrounded by pumpkins and autumn leaves, this tote says “Fall Is My Entire Personality” so you don’t have to. Although we suspect you’ve mentioned it.

The oversized design has generous room for your weekend essentials and your very reasonable collection of “just in case” extras. A wide opening makes packing—and finding that one thing you swear you put in there—easier, while thick rope handles let you gather it all up and get going.

Take it on a cabin getaway, a weekend in town, or a quick trip to the market that somehow ends with another blanket. This bag isn’t here to question your fall purchases. Frankly, it’s an accomplice.

Room for the essentials. And your entire seasonal identity.

Made with a durable 100% spun-polyester exterior, this weekender features a T-bottom and a cream sheeting interior lining made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester.

It measures 24″ wide × 13″ high (60.9 × 33 cm) and is assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Please allow for a size variation of up to 0.75″ (1.9 cm) due to the production process.

Pack the extra sweater. You know you were going to.

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Fall Is My Entire Personality — Oversized Weekender Tote