Dead Inside, Still Ordering Pumpkin Spice — Unisex Sweatshirt

Dead inside. Cozy outside.

Some commitments go beyond the grave. Your pumpkin spice order is one of them.

With a messy bun, heart-shaped sunnies, and a plaid scarf, this coffee-loving skeleton has her seasonal priorities straight. Surrounded by warm autumn leaves, the “Dead Inside, Still Ordering Pumpkin Spice” design is for anyone whose love of fall goes bone-deep—even when their social battery doesn’t.

Pull it on for chilly coffee runs, pumpkin-patch afternoons, or a scary-movie night spent offering the characters advice they absolutely will not take. It brings the spooky; you bring the snacks.

The cozy details

This unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck is made from a soft, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, weighing 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²). The classic fit and crew neckline make it an easy everyday layer, whether you’re heading out for your seasonal favorite or staying firmly planted on the couch.

A ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help maintain its shape, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs adds durability. The seamless body keeps side seams out of your way, and the tear-away label lets you ditch the tag for added comfort.

Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton, supported by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100–certified dyes.

A little fabric and color housekeeping

Heather Sport colors use a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend. The White option may appear off-white rather than bright white, and the Orange option can show subtle hue shifts under different lighting.

Before the sweatshirt becomes your sweatshirt

This is a unisex Gildan 18000 with a classic fit. Check the official Gildan size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a little more room or a little less. Made-to-order gets very literal once production starts, and the sweatshirt becomes considerably less interested in negotiation.