This Delay Has Been Escalated to Nobody Car Magnet
$4.99
Some traffic situations cannot be solved.
They can, however, be documented.
This Delay Has Been Escalated to Nobody is a 5 x 5 inch rectangular car magnet for the person behind you who has developed a sincere belief that honking will alter traffic density, municipal planning, or the six vehicles currently occupying the exact same lane.
It will not.
But now there is signage.
The magnet has a white vinyl face, a black magnetic backing, and a matte finish. It is made for all-weather use and printed using digital-direct printing, so your professionally managed disappointment can remain attached to the vehicle through ordinary road conditions.
A calm statement for an emotionally complicated commute.
The white base may show through darker areas of the design. This is a normal print characteristic and not, despite appearances, a new traffic violation.
Made in the USA from globally sourced materials.
“Yes, I approved my own product. There was no conflict-of-interest form.”