{"product_id":"tough-cases","title":"Apparently We Need Branding Tough Phone Case","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManagement has requested branding.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone is handling this extremely well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparently there comes a point where making products people actually like is no longer enough. One of them must also sit quietly and remind everyone which company caused all of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo here it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApparently We Need Branding\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glossy tough case for selected iPhone models with the Zero Foundry name on it, just like management asked. Choose your exact phone model from the options before adding it to your cart. The case is actually useful, which has made resisting the assignment much less satisfying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt uses a \u003cstrong\u003e100% polycarbonate outer shell\u003c\/strong\u003e over a \u003cstrong\u003e100% TPU lining\u003c\/strong\u003e for dual-layer protection, with open ports for normal connectivity. It also supports wireless charging, although \u003cstrong\u003enot MagSafe\u003c\/strong\u003e, because apparently there are limits to corporate alignment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA surprisingly competent piece of mandatory branding.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlossy finish. Dual-layer construction. Open ports. Wireless charging support. Zero Foundry on the outside. Organizational harmony has been restored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2269\/6937\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_28_2026_05_20_06_PM.png?v=1790630449\" alt=\"\" width=\"164\" height=\"82\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMANAGEMENT NOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Guys, rein it in. We should probably have something with the company name on it.” \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zero Foundry","offers":[{"title":"iPhone 17 Air \/ Glossy","offer_id":67588303552745,"sku":"11713791445564102933","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358374633,"sku":"12503281120812303194","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358407401,"sku":"89802440385927518951","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 17 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358440169,"sku":"32234005914908134245","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358472937,"sku":"32855888754322875252","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358505705,"sku":"83716613467133185337","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 Plus \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358538473,"sku":"18866562442702169584","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 16 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358571241,"sku":"21505078472301188178","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358604009,"sku":"79906214055404706290","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358636777,"sku":"22898664459870505458","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 Plus \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358669545,"sku":"32869458336020943809","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 15 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358702313,"sku":"27521312840672893854","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358735081,"sku":"26741688349963841674","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358767849,"sku":"23050501351900356394","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 Plus \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358800617,"sku":"29107284031053782915","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 14 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358833385,"sku":"31671350848990877202","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358866153,"sku":"16715758064983457761","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358898921,"sku":"17874213780798932126","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358931689,"sku":"30459016235352901732","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 13 Mini \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358964457,"sku":"20597886054052756515","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626358997225,"sku":"17547221885701584282","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359029993,"sku":"15080466362973350775","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359062761,"sku":"31892314141098846525","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 12 Mini \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359095529,"sku":"82677578146338717491","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro Max \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359128297,"sku":"29166586962234434608","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 Pro \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359161065,"sku":"85989374962538127226","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"iPhone 11 \/ Glossy","offer_id":67626359193833,"sku":"77991814852750252748","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2269\/6937\/files\/10401824550466348243_2048.jpg?v=1791331592","url":"https:\/\/zerofoundry.myshopify.com\/products\/tough-cases","provider":"Zero Foundry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}