{"product_id":"resting-witch-face-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Resting Witch Face — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’re not annoyed. You’re enchanted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr cursed. Or thinking about whether somebody really needed to schedule that meeting. The distinction is honestly nobody else’s business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eResting Witch Face\u003c\/strong\u003e puts the expression front and center for the days when your seasonal spirit is high but your tolerance for nonsense is somewhere in the basement with the spell books.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on for chilly mornings, haunted-house nights, coffee runs, grocery trips, or any occasion where speaking to people feels aggressively optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe cozy details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck is made from a medium-heavy \u003cstrong\u003e8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e50\/50 cotton-polyester blend\u003c\/strong\u003e. The classic fit and crew neckline keep it easy to layer, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs adds durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe seamless body keeps side seams out of your way, and the gray pearlized tear-away label can disappear if tags are not invited to the coven. Heather Sport colors use a \u003cstrong\u003e60% polyester \/ 40% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt uses ethically grown U.S. cotton supported by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and \u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100–certified dyes\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little fabric and care housekeeping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe White option may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white, and Orange can shift subtly depending on lighting. Machine wash cold, use non-chlorine bleach as needed, and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment is made in Nicaragua for adult use. A two-year warranty applies in the EU and Northern Ireland under applicable rules. Very official. The witch insisted we include it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore the sweatshirt becomes your sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex Gildan 18000 with a classic fit. Check the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.gildan.com\/us\/en\/18000-adult-crewneck-sweatshirt-en_us\/\"\u003eofficial Gildan size chart\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering, especially if you prefer a little more room or a little less. 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