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This shirt has chosen a slightly different interpretation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHayrides \u0026amp; Homicide\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the full autumn checklist—pumpkins, leaves, rustic harvest vibes, spooky ghosts—and adds just enough suspicious energy to make wandering into a corn maze after dark feel like the opening scene of a very avoidable problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the pumpkin patch, the hayride, the haunted attraction, or anywhere else you’d like to look festive while quietly questioning everyone’s motives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe shirt details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unisex Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee is made with lightweight \u003cstrong\u003e4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/strong\u003e fabric and a classic crewneck fit. Solid colors use \u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, while heather colors use cotton-polyester blends. The seamless body keeps side seams out of the equation, shoulder twill tape adds reinforcement, and the ribbed-knit collar helps keep its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also includes a pearlized tear-away label and is made using ethically grown U.S. cotton through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. The blank is \u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA couple quick notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeather colors use blended fabrics rather than 100% cotton. Sleeve prints and neck labels, when used by participating print providers, may be produced using DTF printing. Nothing sinister there. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you pick a size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex Gildan Softstyle® 64000 with a modern classic fit. 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