{"product_id":"dead-inside-still-ordering-pumpkin-spice-sweatshirt","title":"Dead Inside, Still Ordering Pumpkin Spice — Unisex Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead inside. Cozy outside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome commitments go beyond the grave. Your pumpkin spice order is one of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a messy bun, heart-shaped sunnies, and a plaid scarf, this coffee-loving skeleton has her seasonal priorities straight. Surrounded by warm autumn leaves, the “Dead Inside, Still Ordering Pumpkin Spice” design is for anyone whose love of fall goes bone-deep—even when their social battery doesn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePull it on for chilly coffee runs, pumpkin-patch afternoons, or a scary-movie night spent offering the characters advice they absolutely will not take. It brings the spooky; you bring the snacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cozy details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis unisex Gildan 18000 crewneck is made from a soft, medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend, weighing 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²). The classic fit and crew neckline make it an easy everyday layer, whether you’re heading out for your seasonal favorite or staying firmly planted on the couch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help maintain its shape, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs adds durability. The seamless body keeps side seams out of your way, and the tear-away label lets you ditch the tag for added comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade using ethically grown U.S. cotton, supported by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100–certified dyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little fabric and color housekeeping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeather Sport colors use a 60% polyester \/ 40% cotton blend. The White option may appear off-white rather than bright white, and the Orange option can show subtle hue shifts under different lighting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore the sweatshirt becomes your sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex Gildan 18000 with a classic fit. 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